She: Your a fan of 30 stm too right??
Me: Yeah :)
She: So cool, I’m a big fan of them! Jareds so hot!! haha
Me: yeah, uh, may I ask, what’s your favorite song from them?
She: I love hurricane and the kill! :DDD yours?
(what I looked like irl):
Me: hmm cool. Mine’s are from yesterday and the end of the beginning.
She: I dont know those songs :oo
Me: Really? but you said you were a big fan of them? o.O
She: lol it doesn’t mean I know every stupid song from them
Me: Right. Being a true fan means loving only the songs that are somehow related to relationships, plus if you’re a true fan you must worship some band member because of his looks and want to fuck him, ‘cause that’s exactly what being a music fan means.
She: lol I know that haha :DDDD
Me: Oops I gotta go. Have a good day. I hope you get hit by a bus.
*go offline, delete her later*
Me: “OMG, are you an Echelon too?”
And then: “The fuck is Echelon?”
I just look at them like:
“Yeah ok bye.”
- Question: Bob, Frank, Mikey, and Ray are hanging on a cliff. You only have time to save one. Who do you save?
- Gerard: I'd jump too.