why are ghost movies always set in hospitals and jails.
i want a ghost movie set in walmart.
“cleanup in aisle 13”
“but there is no aisle 13”
Okay the best thing ever happened last night!
I was sitting in a starbucks and writing on my journal etc. when this guy and girl walk in, buy some coffee and come sit by the table next to me. When I listen to their conversation for a minute I realize they are on a first date.
Anyway, I didn’t care to actually listen to them ‘til the guy started to talk about the Hobbit films. The guy asked her if she had read the book, and the girl said she was going to read it soon because she loves the lotr- and Hobbit -films so much. I saw that the guy was like super happy to hear this because he clearly was a fan, but then the girl asked:
“Since you have read the book and everything, please tell me, is Legolas gonna die in the next film?”
Both me and the guy stare at the girl for a minute like wtf and without saying a word the guy just stands up and walks away
Today a 9-year-old asked me if I know what pokémon is
And I said “son, I used to watch pokémon a long time before you were even born”
And I have never felt so old